Spring Break! WOOO Hooo!

Break out the beer pong tables, snowerblades, and Nebraska Shucker Starter Gear folks!
Spring Break crowds are out in full force and ready to cause a ruckus. Wait, what am I talking about?? They’re already out in full force and causing headaches. Every year the same old song and dance rolls into town and drives me and everyone crazy for about 3 weeks. It’s bad enough spring break is only one week; however, every school always has a different week scheduled. Hey, here’s a thought: why don’t university’s all get together and decide on the same week for everyone! Wouldn’t that be so much more fun to have all the hot girls in one same spot at one time doing body shots and putting down redbulls and vodka?! Instead I’m forced to avoid morons turtling down bump runs wearing Carhart because the one good skier in the group said it would be cool to ski a black diamond. Seriously people, go to the beach where it’s warm and all you see are girls wearing absolutely no clothing. Have you ever seen wet t-shirt contests in the snow? Well, never mind, bad example because I have. You get the idea.

GO Shuckers!

Team Carhart:
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