Some might call this skiing

I'd be afriad of falling and hitting a friggin rock or something (pedro accent).

Wingsuit + Skis - Parachute = No Brains

"Chuck plans to jump out of a plane wearing a pair of skiis, freefall several thousand feet then land at high speed on snow without opening a parachute."
This JP got something coming to him if he thinks he can pull this off.

Chair Lift - in your house

I'll take 3 please.