John Q. Public - From Wikipedia

John Q. Public is a generic name in the United States to denote a hypothetical member of society deemed a "common man." He is presumed to have no strong political or social biases relevant to whatever topic is at hand, and to represent the randomly selected "man on the street." The equivalent terms are John Q. Citizen and John Q. Taxpayer. Female equivalents include Jane Q. Public, or Jane Q. Citizen, Jane Q. Taxpayer, Jane Winecooler, and Ann Yone (from "anyone"). Roughly equivalent are Joe Six-pack, Joe Blow, and Joe Schmoe, implying a lower-class citizen (from the Yiddish schmo: simpleton). Similar terms for the common family can be Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Public, Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Citizen, or Mr. & Mrs. John Q. Taxpayer

Loveland Ski Area will be the first to open for 05/06

The Loveland Ski Area plans to open Friday at 9 a.m., making it the first ski resort to do so this season.

Welcome to Loveland; feel free to join everyone in skiing the white patch of death. No thanks, i'll wait til November.

Steamboat earns #1 destination resort status for Joe Public's

Translation: Steamboat Rated #1 Family Resort in the west by Ski Magazine

"Steamboat’s state-of-the-art resort locator system, Steamboat MountainWatch, provides free-of-charge locator devices to all Steamboat Ski & Snowboard School participants 16 years of age and younger."
Translation: when you lose your kids cause they dust your ass down one of millions of green/blue cruisers, you can find them later.